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#SherlockLives

newerleaf:

The cereal one and the poptart one were perfect.

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the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

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Makoto || F R E E ! es ep. 09

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melluo:

Zoldyck bros Illumi and Killua! Hunter x Hunter ruined me, no regrets tho.

anthongie:

matching icons for you and your friends

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

marielikestodraw:

saathi1013:

omg instant girlcrush.  simply stunning beauty.

Im just gonna sit over there and stare.

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roachpatrol:

megaansje:

Rocket

Cutest Guardian of the Galaxy

still completely blown away by how amazingly well done this little guy is—they gave him an incredibly expressive face without anthropomorphicising it one bit. he doesn’t have a shorter snout or bigger eyes or a more rounded forehead or anything, he looks exactly like a raccoon. but you can see every little irritated or devious or sad thought he has.

just… amazing. i want that animation team to win some fucking awards. 

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

Previoulsy: 1 - 2

Haruka's Nightmare

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fabulousmarmalade:

indygnayshun:

rest in fucking pieces

And then you have the Wii Fit trainer

a-zebra-was-here:

haikyuu!! 30 day challenge
day 22: personality swap of your choice (between as many people as you want)
oh my god this was so weird to do is this even right i’m sorry 

a-zebra-was-here:

haikyuu!! 30 day challenge

  • day 22: personality swap of your choice (between as many people as you want)

oh my god this was so weird to do is this even right i’m sorry 

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

#yep
tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst.